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Sunday, January 24, 2010

9(NINE) words women use - danger...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

**taken straight from e-mail... lazy to modify....


Uruchimaru @ kf said...

hehehe pompuanx2 !

woaini_87 said...

hehe.. apa nak buat???
tuhan dah bagi otak macam tu...

cr3ap said...

I saw this before in a video. It's more funny with pictures. Go search youtube for the info it's even more funny.

Regards from cr3ap

woaini_87 said...

gonna go see on youtube now..

Grace Low said...

I like the 9th point :D

woaini_87 said...

Don't worry about it, I got it... - BUT I THINK NOTHING.. hehe

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