Sons asks difference between confidence
Dad says, you are my son, im confident.
ur friend also my son, that's
Two men met while both where looking for
their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black
eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs
Women asked man who is traveling with
six children, ' all these kids
are urs?? '
No, I work in a condom factory & these
are customer complaints.
Why did they stop printing Pamela
Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has
missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.
What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of
'Without Information Fighting Everytime'
Wife replies,' No, It means ,
'With Idiot For Ever.
Man comes home, finds his wife with his
friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you
will lose ALL your friends'.