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Tuesday, March 24, 2009




































This is a pic of father and son... the 2 man of the hse... look alike o not??
handsume ler.. my dad n my bro...

Saturday, March 21, 2009

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This is wad my finger looked lyk when o got my finger burnt wif a blue fire... DAMN HOT...
took ice and kept it numb but still pain...had 2 tahan lar.. wad 2 do.. lucky now okie d..
All this happened after enjoying in genting theme park, went 2 first word 2 meet up wif ma parents and saw this CNY carnival selling many2 things, and i saw this BOX (lighter) was as big as a card and i thought it was a box and inside got cards, and i saw aik, how come got part that looks lyk can put earphone, trying 2 open and i manage 2 push the side and there comes the fire..BLUE FIRE.. paling panas.. and i jus kept it back, din shout, jus 'ouch' pain.. lucky the next destinationt hey were heading 2 wad MCD, asked my sis 2 get me a cup of ice and jus stuffed my finger inside d cup but still pain... *sob sob*...

Friday, March 20, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

My kelisa got RAPED

My car got robbed on sunday 15/3/09.. Curse the guy who broke into my car.. he broke the back window (pic is below) and he only broke d small window and put his hand in and wind down the window and jumped in... and d best part is, the seat of the chair was not moved even A BIT. And i believe this guy would have practice crawling into the car quiet sumtime as he did a very gud job of not moving the seats.

He not only took the radio, smart tag, touch n go cz he took the DIGITAL CLOCK that is gona cost me RM 182 if i wanna buy 4rm perodua.. but he was so kind 2 leave both the screw on the chair. he took RM 6 note that was in the coin box and left the coins 4 us.

Me n my sis discussed and decided not 2 put the radio until sumtime, who know if the guy still eyeing at the car 2brake into the car again.. damage 4 the mirror was RM 50... cheap lar.. i wonder was kinda "sui" my car got.. tayar's cover oso ppl keep curi, buy new 1, next day it will go missing. back wiper oso got ppl curi lar... omg...
but v r very lucky he din steal the car.. hehe

NO sex tonight..

This was written by a guy it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me'.I said, 'WHAT??!!

What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs a s a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. 'She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

FUNNY

Story 1:
Sons asks difference between confidence
and confidential.

Dad says, you are my son, im confident.
ur friend also my son, that's
confidential.


Story 2:
Two men met while both where looking for
their lost wives.

1st: How urs look like?

2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black
eyes. Wat abt urs?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs


Story 3:
Women asked man who is traveling with
six children, ' all these kids
are urs?? '

No, I work in a condom factory & these
are customer complaints.


Story 4:
Why did they stop printing Pamela
Anderson stamps in the U.S?

B'coz people started licking the wrong side.


Story 5:
Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has
missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.


Story 6:
Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and

Panic is when both are pregnant.


Story 7:
Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of
WIFE??

'Without Information Fighting Everytime'

Wife replies,' No, It means ,

'With Idiot For Ever.


Story 8:
Man comes home, finds his wife with his
friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you
will lose ALL your friends'.

Monday, March 9, 2009

THE MAYONNAISE JAR

When things in your life seem, Almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class

And had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again
If the jar was full... They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand

And poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
With an unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced Two cups of coffee from under the table
And poured the entire contents Into the jar, effectively
Filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, As the laughter subsided,
'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life..
The golf balls are the important things - God, family,
children, health, friends, and favorite passions –

Things that if everything else was lost

And only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter Like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --
The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,
'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are
Important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things That are critical to your happiness.
Playwith your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time
To clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand
And inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.
'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

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